Apocalypse Terms Of Service

In the case of an apocalypse please read the terms below

  1. In every situation please remember the acronym WWMD – what would Macgyver do
  2. If you start to get out of shape you must watch 80s workout videos
  3. In the case of feeling lonely listen to The Supremes or Prince. It will not help with loneliness but it is something to distract the mind.
  4. In the case of a bomb pull a Macgyver
  5. If there’s an explosion you must do something cool like Macgyver